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hartsfull Rainstorm Jul 18, 2009 8:12 AM Ok Sam. :) You're right! I should post this. :)

lazybones101 Here's Ronnie Quotes from a Republican Jul 5, 2009 11:08 PM 'Here's my strategy on the Cold War: We win, they lose.' - Ronald Reagan 'The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help.' -Ronald Reagan 'The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant; it's just that they know so much that isn't so.' - Ronald Reagan 'Of the four wars in my lifetime, none came about because the U.S. was too strong.' - Ronald Reagan 'I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' - Ronald Reagan 'The taxpayer: That's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination.' - Ronald Reagan 'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.' - Ronald Reagan 'The nearest thing to eternal life we will ever see on this earth is a government program.' - Ronald Reagan 'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' - Ronald Reagan 'Government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.' - Ronald Reagan 'Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.' - Ronald Reagan 'No arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is as formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women..' - Ronald Reagan 'If we ever forget that we're one nation under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' - Ronald Reagan

hartsfull Music From My Daughters Concert Apr 5, 2009 4:54 PM This was from a few months ago. My daughter was in The Western Slope Honor Band. She was one of three kids chosen from her school to be in this concert. She plays baritone. This is just the middle school kids playing. I just thought they sounded so awesome. And for middle school kids to boot! I hope you enjoy them! :) If this works :fingerscrossed: I owe it all the Syako! :hug: :kiss: :notworthy: I could never have gotten this here with out her! :hug: Create a MySpace Music Playlist at MixPod.com

hartsfull Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars! Apr 2, 2009 9:43 AM Just a little Funny for ya! :) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, And every year Morris would say, 'Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.' Esther always replied, 'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, And fifty dollars is fifty dollars' One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said, 'Esther, I'm 85 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.' To this, Esther replied, 'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny! But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.' Morris and Esther agreed and up they went. The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said, 'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't. I'm impressed!' Morris replied, 'Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Esther fell out, But you know, fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'

hartsfull Ah A Tornado! Mar 16, 2009 8:34 AM This is just a funny little story from my daughter. Well, actually my daughters friend to my daughter who then told me. Well it's handed down a bit but still funny. I think most of you all know that I live in a tiny little town. It's mostly ranches and farms here. We still have cattles drives etc. There's a little store that looks nothing like 7/11 or Circle K, but that is where this takes place. My daughters friend was there outside sitting on the bench in front of the store. There's a man in a business suit there standing by his car. He's talking on his cell phone: Hello! Hello! Can you here me?! I'm out in the middle of nowhere here! (suddnely one of those little dust devils comes up) Ah! A tornado!! (He jumps in his car and drives off). I realize this may not be as funny to other people as it was to us. My daughter and I laughed at that story till we cried. We get really strange reactions from "city people" and the stories are hilarious. I had to share one. :) If you didn't laugh, I'm sorry. It could be that my daughter is just a much better story teller than I am. Or, you just had to be there. :shrug:

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