Fifty Dollars is Fifty Dollars!
Just a little Funny for ya! 
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Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year,
And every year Morris would say,
'Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.'
Esther always replied,
'I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is fifty dollars,
And fifty dollars is fifty dollars'
One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and Morris said,
'Esther, I'm 85 years old.
If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.'
To this, Esther replied,
'Morris that helicopter ride is fifty dollars, and fifty dollars is fifty dollars.'
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
'Folks I'll make you a deal. I'll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don't say a word I won't charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it's fifty dollars.'
Morris and Esther agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard.
He did his daredevil tricks over and over again,
But still not a word.
When they landed, the pilot turned to Morris and said,
'By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn't.
I'm impressed!'
Morris replied,
'Well, to tell you the truth,
I almost said something when Esther fell out,
But you know,
fifty dollars is fifty dollars!'
Duccio Del Duca
Wonderbra
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I swear I have a good marriage! I just put these up cuz they're funny.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
an oldie but a goody
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"Ever tried, ever failed, no matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail Better." - Samuel Beckett
Well, what could the pilot due at that point? I am sure Edther approved, after all $50 is $50
Esther...I swear someday i am going to learn to proof read before I hit "Enter"
Grandpa I proof read sometimes and still see errors after I hit post!
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I think it's a sugar glitch!
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
The S and the D are next to each other.
Can't blame suger this time. I have a habit of hitting the
edge of the key I want.
I was kidding you know.
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Yup.
That was the last time he saw Esther. Silence is golden.
Not at all Gkitty,stopped and picked her up on the way home.
And then dropped her off at the Shade Tree Mortuary for fix'n.
She never looked better, and just like she was sleeping
How did they get that corsage to stay put?
Didn't you notice how everything she was was starched?
Oh!...my bad.
she wore, I meant
hehehe!!
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
Grandpa, Look at the letter right below the W on your keyboard. I have a regular customer whose name is Whitlock. I constantly mistype his name. I'm sure he'd APPRECIATE Edther. LMAO
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A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
So happy I could amuse! Mr Whitlock wouldn't be if I didn't catch the dang typo!
Oh, forgot the
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